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What a Croc


Oh my God, you guys. They're still here.

Weren't we done with the entire inexplicable Crocs phenomenon last summer? Why are these things still being worn? What is the appeal, for the love of crimony? First of all, even flip-flops are more attractive. Secondly, they don't even give your feet much air. Third, they're plastic, so there is literally no breathing capability whatsoever. And people say these things are comfortable?

"But you can put little Jibbitz in the holes!" What are you, five?

“What a Croc”